One Twisted Opera

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Monkey Madness

It's 5:30 a.m. and I've been watching CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (1972). The movie is a total mind-fuck. It is social commentary. I find it fascinating. I should be sleeping but I want to watch more. This is how I'll spend the morning of my fourth of July. After this, they're going to play BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES (1973). Right now, Roddy McDowell is delivering his final speech:

"Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch, and conspire, and plot, and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities, in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!"

Frightening.

The Hit List

I don't eat lunch so I can buy DVDs at BEST BUY. Here are a few on my hit list:

CALIFORNICATION: THE FIRST SEASON
BURN NOTICE Season One
XANADU
CLOVERFIELD
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL
PERSEPOLIS
BOTCHED
DOOMSDAY (Available July 29)
AUDITION
VERMILLION PLEASURE NIGHTS (Volume 1-3)
TOKYO GORE POLICE