Here's one reason why I'd rather watch old episodes of MAD TV instead anything new from SNL. Mo Collins is completely hysterical as Lorraine Swanson. But in this video, the old broad really gives me the shivers! If you're a fan of the now cancelled ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, you will probably recognize her as Gob's rabies-infected personal assistant Starla. And how about Ms. Swan and Dot? Series 7 was fantastic. They're not aiming for high brow humor. Forget the political. They go straight for the poopy jokes. That's exactly wat America needs sometimes.
It's simply astonishing what you can harvest off YouTube! Today, I found 3 clips that remind me of the years I spent in Japan. Live performances of some fanastic songs by Every Little Thing, Dreams Come True and Le Couple. It almost brings tears to my eyes when I watch these clips. I never saw these on Japanese television because I mostly listened to them on the radio. Le Couple is so captivating, so emotional. Every Litttle Thing's band rocks it hard on the 80s tip while Kaoru Machida mesmerizes on the mic. And Dreams Come True? Miwa Yoshida is fantastic just by herself. But this duet with BOA is so hot. Yoshida is known for singing in English and Japanese and I remember when she was featured in American Time Magazine during the late 1990s. She was supposed to have a greater presence in America. What happened?
I am proud to present the sexy new trailer to GRINDHOUSE, the double feature by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino respectively. I am happy to see Rose McGowan is back on the big screen where deserves to be. I cannot stand seeing her waste her considerable talents in CHARMED. Let it be known that she was the best thing to ever happen to that WB series since Shannon Doherty. Yeah, I said it. I don't care what they say about "Brenda." To me, she's totally rock and roll. In her prime, she never kissed anyone's @$$, she started fist fights at nightclubs (way before Paris and Lindsey) and she gave Aaron Spelling the finger. But, I digress. I'm simply trying to tell you that Rose McGowan is an American badass. If you don't believe me, watch the DOOM GENERATION. One sick little exploitation film. Impossible to find at your local Wal-Mart or Suncoast. My advice? Stop what you're doing, go to Netflix or purchase a scratched up disc off eBay. After the postman delivers your film, tear open the package and strip down to your undies. Leave your socks on. Lay a bowl of fried macaroni and cheese next your pillow. Arrange six prime rib on garlic bread subs from Quiznos on a plate next to your cat. Lock the bedroom and turn off the lights. Now click PLAY on the remote and have fun!
And now, here are the DVDs I plan to rent from Netflx in the next 60 days. I look forward to watching these. But somehow I get the feeling I'll want to take a shower after seeing each. As a matter of fact, I should probably update my shots before I watch the ones starring Chloe Sevigny and Asia Argento.
Long Way Round (2-Disc Series) (2004) Scrubs: Season 1 (3-Disc Series) (2001) Shallow Grave (1994) Velvet Goldmine (1998) Turistas (2006) Masters of Horror: Lucky McKee: Sick Girl (2005) Masters of Horror: Tobe Hooper: Dance of the Dead (2005) Masters of Horror: Larry Cohen: Pick Me Up (2006) Masters of Horror: Dario Argento: Jenifer (2006) Fast Food Nation (2006) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) The Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury (2002) The Amityville Horror (2005) The Dreamers (2004) Scarlet Diva (2000) The Brown Bunny (2004) The Doom Generation (1995) Layer Cake (2004) The Ugly (1997) Rampo Noir (2005) Last Life in the Universe (2003) Bright Future (2004) Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl (1998) Vermilion Pleasure Night: Vol. 1: Optic Erotica (2006) Appleseed (2004)
Before my next post, here's a treat for the Star Wars nerds. A YouTube clip featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi. I warn you. This one contains nudity and it is definitely rated R. It's just a little reminder of how incredible Ewan is. Pay no attention to Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Don't gwt me wrong. He's a fantastic actor and I appreciate his work - especially that delicously crass film starring a trashy but somehow alluring Asia Argento. He's almost unrecognizable as the captivated freak in the audience.
More Lettuce More Problems?
Let's face it. Money saving is smart. But when payday rolls around, stuffing your pockets with hard earned cash just feels so right. Janet Jackson said so in Escapade. I think Prince said it as well but I just can't remember which song it was. I want to say Little Red Corvette but I know it isn't so. Was it Taylor Dayne? It is extremely likely that John Cougar Mellencamp and Bruce Springsteen reference pissing away cash on women and booze instead of baby food and diapers. This Friday, I have a choice to make. Do I save the money to pay back my credit card bills? Or do I give in to my selfish desires and buy something for myself at the mall? I know I should behave like a responsible adult. But I can't help thinking I deserve something that will make me feel good. Then again, the sooner I pay off my debt, the easier it will be to create an empire that will one day buy me the kind of happiness I deserve!
So maybe I won't purchase the Air Jordans I've wanted since high school. Or that fresh jacket I saw on the sale rack at Macy's. Or a DVD VCR combo for my lonely TV set. Maybe I'll just pick up something at Best Buy like the box set for Arrested Development Season 3. After all, I haven't eaten a decent lunch in 2 weeks. Plus I have $10 in store credit at Best Buy for returning Syphon Filter The Omega Strain for the PS2, a Christmas present from 2 years ago. If I'm lucky, the DVD box set will cost me $6.99 in cash.
Damn it, poverty sucks. I can't wait for Hawaii to have its own state lottery. My life is in ruins. Please help me, Ewan McGregor!
This one goes out to a special girl who likes to hum my favorite Bel Biv Devoe song. This isn't the video that appeared on MTV. It's better. It's a recording of a live performance. You get a nice look at the group's mind-blowing dance skills. You cannot fake those moves. How I miss denim overalls airbrushed with grafitti! And get a load of that b.u.m. equipment tank top! I still have that sexy pair of Cavariccis I wore when I was 16 or 17. I'll never be a waist 28 again. Sigh. It's incredible. You could get away with anything in the 90s. Fashion crimes did not exist! Will hip hop fashion ever return? By the time it does, I'll probably be 95.It's not fair :(
I know that most of my recent posts are Threadless-related. I'm sorry. I just can't help it. I'm addicted to t-shirt art. In 7-10 days, I should receive a t-shirt called "Cyclope" by Blaise Coutaz. The guys sizes are completely sold out. They were wiped out 24 hours after Threadless announced the new design! I'm so glad I got one. But I wish I had been quicker because I was forced to purchase a medium. I don't care for the super tight, emo-fit. But that's what happens when you hesitate. It's crazy. There were plenty in the morning and by evening they were completely sold out. As Daniel Craig says in Casino Royale, "Live and learn."
There are plenty of girly sizes left. See for yourself at -
Fast Food Nation Loves Threadless / I Love T-Shirts And Burgers More
During work, I pretend to check my e-mail for important messages from my supervisor. Yesterday at my desk I was feeling completely overwhelmed by the work coming in. During a forbidden visit to Internet Explorer, I found the following item in my e-mail. A new design from Threadless. That really brightens up a crappy day. This one is simply called "Fast Food Meal." I love anything to do with fast food, so this one's a winner. It's actually kind of a strange combination of food. You don't usually see hot dogs paired with fries. I don't mind because it still looks tasty. Just ignore what's inside the hot dog bun and beverage cup and what's holding the french fries. Or don't ignore it. Whatever. This is gonna look so good on my body. I'm an American dream, baby.
If you're anything like me, you've watched the movie ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY and you realize that Will Ferrell is the funniest man in America. Every time I look at this new t-shirt from Threadless (the most awesome on-line clothing store ever), I am reminded of the scene where Will Ferrell makes a poor attempt to woo Christina Applegate by telling her "I want to be on you...I want to be on you..." If you haven't seen it, you just won't understand why it's funny. That how Will Ferrell's brand of comedy works. It's all about his delivery. It must look completely absurd on paper.
Ron Burgundy aside, I can't resist good old-fashioned greasy American hamburgers. I also love smart and comfortable t-shirts. That means I must own this t-shirt! I'm getting hungry just looking at the artwork. How I enjoy gulping down greasy cheeseburgers and fries. Especially when they're made in an unlit and steamy greasy spoon. They just know how to make it taste good. I wonder if could wear this t-shirt to work. I'm not sure if the message is dodgy or if the burger simply desires a home in my tummy. I prefer the latter.
I'm just starting to watch random re-runs of Scrubs. I mostly catch old episodes on Comedy Central or whatever local station plays them every weeknight. Five minutes ago, I was cruising You Tube for something to make me smile. Now here it is. Presenting a dance routine that would make Bel Biv Devoe proud. Damn I miss Ricky, Michael and Ronnie!
If you're anything like me, you're waiting on tenterhooks for the next episide of the Geico caveman saga. Here are a few I've found on You Tube. I realize that lately I'm only posting You Tube stuff. I guess I don't feel inspired right now. Stay tuned.
